Victor Vortex is a 40 something from Stockport, exiled to the East Midlands by the Time Lords for interfering in Time and mithering them to death about crap sitcoms from the 1970s.

Despite this he has a responsible daytime job and someone married him.

He now sits under a pile of DVDs, Blu Ray’s, CD’s, Books and Vinyl records and occasionally writes for charity books when people encourage him to.